Day 1: Ten Acknowledgments

1. Kaitlyn: He's not worth it; he's ugly, he's fat. Move on, love.
2. Mom: Shutup, just for two seconds. Thank you.
3. Jack: One of these days...it's going to hit you.
4. Taylor Swift: How do you know what I'm feeling every single time an album comes out? Just curious.
5. You: I still think about you, well, the old you. Why? No idea.
6. Kirsten: I miss you.
7. Kate: You're so god damn dumb, I swear.
8. Me: Just admit it. I know it already. But they don't.
9. Hope: You broke me apart.
10. Love: You're the fakest person I've ever met.