"So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty..."
"My pride?"
"...in admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?"
"And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry."
"Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time."
First, I must tell you I've been the most unmitigated and comprehensive ass.
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